Notible Quotes:

"I don't care if you pronounce it EssQueEl or SeeQuel, as long as you don't pronounce it Access"
"This is a University, and we never shut off a piece of software because it is ugly"
"In general, I've found that working in the storage industry has greatly increased the value I see in a good backup strategy. I don't really trust any storage technology anymore." -- Friend
"Try as I might, I can't get beer out of it" -- Coworker on the ADIC Scalar 100
"You know real work is being done when there is a multi-meter out" -- Coworker
"I use whitespace like a whore" -- Coworker
"That dull thwack noise isn't as nice as the metal-on-computer ring an aluminum bat gives. You use the Louisville Slugger? Those are nice network utilities." -- ResTek minon
"[Old webmaster] wanted to burn Samba to the ground. Add pee on it." -- Coworker
"I think of it as a rare opportunity for a social anthropoligist to eavesdrop on the geekus overzealous." -- Friend
"I plugged the vaccuum into the UPS, turned it on, and the server when 'Eeeeeee' and died." -- Anon